Alex Hirsch! Created gravity falls and also gives amazing talks :)

See if you had pulled yourself up from the bootstraps you owned 50 years ago when just walking into a house meant you owned it you too could own 19 properties by now

However, that person is making £180k a year and bought their house with the coins pulled from their couch cushions and a firm handshake.

Surprised KEXP hasn’t been mentioned here, always good to trawl through their live shows on youtube to find new bands

Buh, buh… my taste buds are more important than animal lives

God I love when I come home from a hard day at the crumpet factory and no longer have to do the accent

Part of the nature of AI and why it sucks for comics is that there’s no continuity, the castle loses its flags and gains more towers, the bottles behind move and one of them is just straight floating. Signing this is an insult to people who put any effort in to creative expression.

Watch you don’t eat too much of your false dichotomy, you gotta leave room in your stomach for all that animal slurry :)

Equating people not being all good with the mass suffering and slaughter of sentient beings with religious fanaticism sure is a take, sure is interesting how hot it is it is so many places though wonder what a big cause of that might be?

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4372775/ - keep on with your god given right to boil the planet though!

PLAGUE FM - BRINGING BACK NON STOP CLASSICS ALL THE WAY FROM 1346

Rotent

String of buttons :D

Ain’t no folks enjoy a good ol’ mayo slip’n’slide no more

It’s just more milk per milk

Fabulous hat contest in the neighbouring room

This just in, national park service has also released thousands of meat-allergy ticks into the park to promote their new plant based options

‘I know you’re upset, you have to know that those pixels were very shiny and I would have been sad for 3 minutes until the next distraction took over me’

Regardless, considering the stance the UK gov has taken statements like this are still necessary even if they aren’t as effective as they could be.

‘I slept with an investor!’ - (I cried myself to sleep imagining me fucking his wife)

They’re clearly moving too fast to answer