The biggest thing is heat oil with a couple kernels. Once they pop, pour in the rest. Then remove pot from heat and stir around for about 30 sec. Then return to heat. Pops perfect every time.

If adding butter, cook it separately med-high until it no longer bubbles and then immediately apply and then it won’t shrivel the popcorns.

Awwww. A caring dad. They will see and remember this.

Vampire stuff?

That’s not how it generally works. If you quit, the court will impute an income and you will owe based on that.