Maybe I’m missing something here, but it says right at the top of the listing in bright red text “This item will be back in stock in November 2025 (New Version)”.

So don’t you just have to wait a little while?

You’re seeing a cube from above rotating left. That way doesn’t work. If you instead see a cube from underneath rotating right it very much does work.

Classic Americans: thinking their cows have the default ‘moo’.

I call BS on this snail tapping thing. I’ve seen it in meme form like this over and over again, but any time I’ve tried it (very snaily garden) it’s never actually helped in any way.