Hear me out: I played with an orc fighter who was convinced he was a mage, and tried to convince the rest of the party of the same thing. He carried a cast iron pan as his weapon, and his spells were “pan toss” and “pan smack”. There were a lot of laughs when NPC’s would be like “you’re clearly a fighter, you’re wearing plate armor” and he’d say it was his spell casting focus.

I don’t know about that guy, but I do. Great American passtime my hairy ass.

Be even better if he didn’t destroy homeless camps and hate trans people.

Be even better if he didn’t destroy homeless camps and hate trans people.