Turns out it’s not.

Fuck I hate this timeline.

Washington Post slogan used to be “Democracy Dies in Darkness”.

I assume now it’s “Hey Democracy, can you step into this dark room with me for just a sec?”

Yeah looks like 2019 was a bad year too. Let’s lay into that President as well; looks like it was…

Ha, ikr???

But here’s the thing - I’m of the opinion that there need to be some seismic changes and severe punishments for those who enabled this, both the bad actors and retarded MAGAts. Why the hell would I go it alone to fight for Dems when they won’t commit to ANY turnabout? The only way forward is doing what SHOULD’VE been done after the Civil War and stripping these Republican traitors from all levers of power for generations; I can’t even get my Rep to commit to jail time for these assholes, REGARDLESS OF ILLEGITIMATE PARDONS.

So for me to jump in there needs to be support and reasonable chances of success, because I’m NOT taking those risks if the Red Hats that caused it get off Scot-free again.

At this point the only domestic terrorists are in the employ of the U.S. Government.

Any chance you can return the “depose the fascist” favor? You do kinda owe us one.

The DNC never seems to undo the damage the GOP does, while continuing some choice parts of their horrors.

100% this! I’ve been on my worthless DINO rep about what the plans are to FIX what has been done, not just STOP anything else from happening - crickets. So I also let her know I’m done with this “vote blue no matter who” shit and the only vote I’d be casting for her seat is if she loses to a primary opponent.

43% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Literally the only thing this has going for it is how much of the world would be united in support of watching the USS Donnie Dotard sink into the ocean depths where it is crushed beyond all recognition.

Personally if there was something I alone could do to end this that doesn’t:

1. Place my family in danger
2. Require I die
3. Has 100% chance of success

I’d be all-in in a heartbeat. The problem is each of my requirements has risk that fluctuates, and all three of them have never been worth-it enough at the same time.

Why is this not on theonion?

WHY IS THIS NOT ON THEONION???

We need to denaturalize all MAGAt voters to remove their ability to inflict this on the world ever again.

We need to denaturalize every last MAGA voter when this is over - take away their ability to pull this shit here ever again.

He tries to pull that and I have a feeling he’ll get a real insurrection or 50 to deal with. Surely that would be the line too far, right guys???

And now I’m making a sandwich JUST for the Dijon mustard.

Wow, an extra MILLION documents that no one at DOJ knew about? Let’s hope whoever turned it over from SDNY knows which docs are the juiciest that shouldn’t have certain things redacted, and keeps track of how the DOJ handles them - seems like it could be quite the trap for our dishonest administration. Redacted properly and damn Trump, or continue redacting improperly with someone who can quickly and effectively call them on it.

Surprising no one

Not in this timeline buddy!

Bastard is trying to put his name so many places it’ll be damned near impossible to get rid of them all.