My annoyance this year was the movie ads. “These ad slots are too expensive so go watch the full trailer online.”

Why should I lift a finger for something not worth outright selling me on?

I’ve got no skin in the game on debating the older cap for millennials, but the agreed upon criteria for my social group for younger millennials is “Where you able to remember 9/11 as a kid?”

Mid-millenial, elder millennial for a boss. Start time within half an hour of listed time is accepted practice. Things get done on time, nobody complains about staying ten or fifteen extra to properly wrap up a task. It’s very refreshing after years of the boomer song and dance.

My insurance wanted to receive my broken phone back in its orthogonal box if possible.

It was shipped back in the box for my last phone before it.

What if we instead destroy the rest of the universe, killing everyone else in the process, then rebuild it exactly as it was save for seven inches to the left? 🤷

Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?

“Senator, what was your government doing instead of beating China to the moon?”

“We were busy kicking out immigrants, scientists, and the gays while cracking down on gender flexibility in kids’ sports.”

Would have been tastier with A1.

Thank you, Laszlo.

When your enemy labels you a Nazi to rationalize invasion, it helps refute the claim.