“Food trends” kill me.

Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?

Don’t ask it silly questions, it won’t play silly games…

Does he like his toast done on one side…?

Sokka, now’s your time to SHINE.

She’s not American. They use different terms for things around the world.

E: ducking autocorrupt

“Kindergartner Teacher Training Day in MURICA.”

Pretty disappointing. Actually married an art therapist, and holy fuck, would not recommend.

As for going to therapy, i tried it and quit after the third therapist that didn’t want to listen to me, but instead wanted to convert me to Southern Baptist. At this point, my trauma and i are old friends.

Jesus Christ, reading is a thing.

Ah, but reading comprehension sadly, is not.

“Don’t be hasty, young master Hobbit.”

Holy hyperbole, Batman!

Ok, so i slightly misremembered the terms, it’s not foodstuff, it’s “pasteurized processed cheese food”. Sounds even more appetizing.

It’s plastic that we’ve marked as “foodstuf” which in and of itself is insane.

Kraft! It’s not food, it’s foodstuf!

Your perspective is very generous to Elon. “It’s a cheap part, why would they omit it? Probably it was some dumb kid working there”.

What’s the opposite of occam’s razor? The most convoluted, unbelievable answer full of assumptions is the correct one? Because it seems like rumba is operating from there.

STOP. PLATE. TECTONICS.