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The government used to provide people with free LSD? God, I really was born in the wrong time period
God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.worksto
Old People Facebook@reddthat.com•Friend had a baby and is having a rough time, red does not seem to understand what "postpartum" means
1·2 years agoWell, that is technically post partum
Meanwhile, a grammatically correct English sentence:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Also, you have been turned into a worm.
1·2 years agoAn infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
So what you want is drones that
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Have propulsion and
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Are able to shoot.
Here’s my joined solution for both:

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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.worksto
Animemes@ani.social•Frieren please stop (by @TheUpbringer)English
2·2 years agoCity of Staubsauger
7 years after the death of the platform Vine
Don’t knock it till you try it. Most snake venom is enzyme based to if you apply enough heat to the wound it would prevent a poisoning.
My mate was once bitten by a snake so we boiled him alive and guess what? He didn’t die from that poison
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.worksto
Paradox Games@lemmy.world•The new Cities Skylines 2 DLC is literally the worst-rated thing on Steam
0·2 years agoSo instead of fixing the bugs and problems the core game already had they instead introduced a bunch of new ones
Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions










Naming your tank after a cool animal

“I love you, Panther”