Pretty unhinged but:

“Girl, are you from Mississippi? Cause you’re the only missus I’d pee on.”

Also bottom of the barrel but if you were to say it with a little spice, any state with two parts can be erotic.

“I want to New your York” or “I would North/South your Dakota” etc.

I’m thinking about Charlie the Unicorn

I still believe cars like the Hummer EV shouldn’t exist. It has an enormous pack, like 200kwh or something. That’s enough battery for 3 long range cars, or in this example, dozens of e-bikes. All for a car that is impractical and excessively large.

Pro tip, don’t have assets to begin with so you have no assets to hide.

I wish Alberta had less strict import rules especially for Canadian liquor. Seems like we get so little of any alcohol made outside of Alberta.

I’m impressed you got the text to be in some sort of focus