They just do this to try and keep us from talking about a class war

I love it. I even went a step further and found some alternatives to Google maps, calendar, mail etc. And it took a couple days to get used to but I never went back!

Get one used… The batteries are good enough now that even used, they are a good investment

Inside would be even better. You could throw plates, squirt syrup bottles, and if you get too close to the customers/staff they could grab/trip you

Just punishment for making another FPS for a major corporation. Why they expect anything different at this point baffles me

You are right, but we shouldn’t compare ourselves to “most people.” The bar is WAY too low especially in modern day hypercapitalist, narcissistic, cold, uncaring countries. If we are going to compare ourselves to “most people,” at least recognize the context we are in. Most human earth citizens throughout history (and pre-history) are NOT AT ALL the same as the people of 1930s Germany or the late Roman empire, or this 250 year experiment we call the USA. Let’s compare yourselves to the good examples of people/tribes of the world, if we must compare ourselves to anyone.

Once all the competitors are gone, they will increase the prices to absurd, heartless levels

This is awesome. Please link to original video if anyone has it

My ankle hurts just reading this 😖

Ah I see. That IS a DUH moment

When you sprain your ankle, DON’T MOVE. I used to try and walk it off because that’s what everyone does and even coaches recommend it, but that’s when the actual damage is done.

Spraining is usually just your tendons/ligaments going into emergency mode (getting very short/tight). So if you try to walk while they are still tight, they will actually tear, doing damage that takes weeks to heal. If you instead just keep that ankle perfectly still for like 30 seconds to 2 min, the ankle will be completely fine.

Trick is, you have to overcome the social pressure to hurry it along (i.e. on a hike at work, or on a sport field).

I must be stupid then because I’ve legitimately had that idea to put a fan on the radiator looking thing to maximize the precision of the cooling. Cooling the thing that gets hot

Thank you kind sir!

Video link please! Sounds awesome

This sounds like a good thing, but I’m skeptical

Usually copying a comedians bit doesn’t pay off. It’s all about delivery and context

You da man

The real MVP of this thread

TFW you realize you realize you posted this meme on the first day of a nationwide general strike https://paydayreport.com/payday-interactive-strike-tracker/

I already started my strike, in that i don’t buy from corporations, don’t pay rent to one, and don’t work for one, but where can we go to organize a strike on a mass scale? So far I’ve found two really good ones…

Generalstrikeus.com

And “workers strike back”

Are there any others?