I found the article and the comment, if you’re curious:

https://www.windowslatest.com/2025/12/07/ram-prices-soar-but-popular-windows-11-apps-are-using-more-ram-due-to-electron-web-components/#comment-6806399879

The Groovitron from Ratchet and Clank. It interacts with every enemy and boss, is pretty powerful under the right conditions, and is the right kind of silly.