Fraid ol zeek he rides up here with me. Can’t trust a pig with watermelons you know

♪ SEÑOR PLOW NO ES MACHO♪

Remember the Batusi?

ADAM WEST! Hey kids look, it’s Batman

Dad that’s not the real Batman

Of course I am, see here’s a photo of me with robin

Who the hell is Robin?

Oh I see you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer, ha. The only true Catwoman was Julie Newmar, Lee Merryweather, or Eartha Kit. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique; pure West.

Do you accept bits of string?

Its the good ol’ telco monopoly. Doesn’t help that our population density is basically nothing. We’re the second biggest country by land mass, but have about the same population as California.

I’m not sure who we need to pressure to get better service for the money…

The episode where he sells his soul to the devil (Flanders. It’s always the one you least suspect.) for a donut. He doesn’t finish the donut, therefore the devil doesn’t get his soul. Home goes on about oursmarting the devil. Cut to burns in his office asking smithers who the “goat legged fellow” is and commenting that he likes the “cut of his jib”. Smithers replies that he is the prince of darkness, burns’ 2 o’clock.

The episode where homer prevents a meltdown and becomes a hero. When faced with the same issue again, it becomes known that the way he prevented the first meltdown was by closing his eyes and picking a button at random.