And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

Trains being sold out days before is not a good sign, it means people are missing their appointments

The police car is fron the city of Lucca, which hosts Lucca Comics, one of the biggest comics and videogames convention in Italy. They basically close the whole city center. I guess Team Rocket double parked

Whatever happened to putting a condom on produce? Cheap, infinite choice of shape and size and no sharp edges if it breaks

[muffled sounds of gorilla sex]

We had a fireplace at my parents’ house, we used to burn grease and used oil all the time, until we had our first maintenance. Let’s say the chimney sweep wasn’t amused