Tell me your top 10 One Piece episodes and why

Then rub it, spin it, and finally bop it. Comes right off.

Sounds like they reduced it without adding any sugar and who knows, an entire squeeze bottle of

I see

Have fun just leave the McDonald’s breakfast crew alone

No one will ever learn of my combo dildo/toothbrush idea cause I am burned out drawing furry porn all day everyday.

Forth of July is also a Nothing song and it’s great.

Why research it when you can ask AI?

Sure I did, this is my

Lucky for you Memento 2: Tokyo Drift comes out this fall.

I mean it’s no Crank starring Jason Statham but don’t worry. I’m sure they will release another Fast n the Furious sequel for you soon.

This is what they call a dead end.

All pills are placebos. It’s all within your mind. Cure all your ailments with Oracle™ Miracle Tonic!

That’s why no one ever comes over to visit

Should the store bought variety be refrigerated too? Cause I go through a large jar of the stuff every month and it just stays on my table

Change the name to Star Trek and get a crew together composed of beings from around the universe and a black lady. To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, yadda yadda yadda…

God: I want to smite them all and fuck off to Rigel 7.

Jesus: Please don’t.

Not only that but my shit talking is unmatched!

She must have gotten up to move as he was painting this picture. Like a camera with a slow shutter.

Trump has already showed judges are powerless and the law is meaningless. Tell the judge to rip it out if he wants it badly enough