As someone who works in customer service. It is my experience that when the customer (the DA here) asks a question that does not get the answer they want they will reword the question and ask again.

The trick is to tell them “no” in same way each time so they know that they aren’t as clever as they think. Adding “Again” before answering the question the second or more times also helps.

Levity is how I cope. I’d make a joke video for my own funeral if I thought anyone would be in attendance.

Are we starting a pool on weather we continue the trend of a north/south divide or spice it up with a east/west divide?

Real time update as of 8.13.25 @ 11:25 (akst gmt -9) water along the river in the floodzone has been receding. It might begin to rise but as of now we can see the shore of the river, which early this morning was underwater.

As much as I want this to build into something that causes sought after divestment. The cynic that I am expects that some bean counter is going to report that Genocide is more profitable.

I also fully expect those employees that bravely stood up for this cause will find themselves laid-off in the coming weeks for completely unrelated reasons.

Sayian warrior #27656: “Freeza is going to destroy Vegeta”

King Vegeta: “wait, my son, the planet, or me?”

Sayian warrior #27656: “yes-”

Governor is sliver spoon dickhead who’s only enjoyed a comfortable lifestyle in the time he’s lived here. Couldn’t be more disconnected from his supposed constituents if he tried. But anyone who lives here knows he true constituents are oil barons, so it’s makes sense that he would cut school funding, as it creates a more malleable workforce that is to stupid to know its being taken advantage of. As is tradition.

Labor for the ugly kids, rape for the rest.

I tried to read this 3 times before it clicked in my brain that I might be in the section of Lemmy that posts unreadable shit for a laugh.