I’m not sane I take my meds I only pay attention to non sensational news (Reuters,NPR,AP) I spend time with loved ones I have no interest in associating with conservatives.

A few things, I’m autistic and it takes a lot of effort when talking to people especially new people for me to process how I need to talk so that the things I want to say are understood. When I drank I spoke as though I were talking to myself without all the translation process.

So in one way you could say I spoke more “true” when drunk, however the conversation would not be understood in the way I had intended.

Another thing how many people have professed their love and devotion for you while drunk only to stab you in the back while sober?

Meh it’s worked for 50 years I figure I’ll just keep at it.

The only Swiss army knife I could get in yellow had that on it, I fixed it with sand paper.

Yellow is best color, ( I honestly gaslit myself into believing that)

I operate on the assumption that if it’s an important document someone will have a copy of it.

That’s ironic.

I loveThin Lizzy, but " tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"

Holy shit, ya think it might be at the fucking jail?

A) mental health is becoming less of a taboo subject so people are more open about their feelings.

B)Language changes, for example literally used to mean something was real, now it means the same as figuratively in common usage.

He doesn’t care. If he can’t get reelected he doesn’t really want another republican to get the office. That way he can always say " look how everything fell apart after me"

I have always told work people that I prefer to be called a different shorting of my name then the one I do prefer. Like if I was Robert I would tell work I prefer Bob instead of Rob.

Ah yes good old American tomatoes, with no undocumented labor, only $20 a pound.

A quick look says about 70% of tomatoes are imported.

Oi, some of us just needed parents who gave a shit. Signed : a rock eater.

My child is named after Vimes

This is my mother in law to a tee, she buys second hand washing machines on craigslist for $100 - 200 they last about a year and she buys a new one. Always complaining about “planned obsolescence”. I keep telling her “no one is selling a good used washing machine, they had problems with it and got a new one” Meanwhile she criticizes me for spending $700 on a washing machine we have had for 10 years now.

She has a saying “poor people have poor ways” which she thinks means that when your poor you work with what you have, I have told her it is an insult that means poor people are poor because of their actions and decisions.

When people pretend they cannot understand a sentence becuse of a grammatical error.

If you honestly can’t parse out what a person is trying to say because they left out a comma or misspelled a word or God forbid used the wrong “their” perhaps you need to work on reading skills.