probably nobody will care, but I’m sad at the passing of my microwave. It was born in July of 1983, and died march 24th, 2026. I had bought it used in 1992 and it faithfully served me and my family for many years until today, when the keypad decided to partially quit working. Rest in peace Zappy, you will be missed.
I’m looking for a new keypad but unsurprisingly the parts for this ancient thing are no longer in stock so I doubt I’ll be able to resurrect it without some sort of miracle. I know it’s just an appliance but it still makes me sad to see it go.
Back to the Future would be slightly different in that universe. Marty fucks the shit out of his mom. Like…really goes to town, while Doc tries relentlessly to get him to stop sleeping with his mom so much. Because Doc knows, but can’t tell Marty because something something time rip too many actioms changed, blah blah blah somehow Marty sleeping with his mom made
trumpBiff president. And now we’re in the bad timeline.