Honestly he’s one of the most transparently unhappy and insecure people I’ve ever seen. Imagine having all that wealth and still exhuding so much divorced dad energy.
exhuding so much divorced dad energy.
he is a divorced dad
Leather jacket? Check.
Cigar (but looks like he’s trying to imitate the Duke)? Check
and more…
That’s awful.
Elon Musk should never be happy.
It shows. A happy person wouldn’t pay people to professionally play their Diablo 4 and POE2 accounts so they can pretend they are good at video games.
He’s not happy since Jeff stopped having the wildest parties every day/night….
Lol, not only was he not invited, he was a try hard trying to get in
Knowing that he wasn’t even cool enough for the compulsively networking pedophile spy to hang out with must burn.
thank you, good sir
He was desperately tryin’
(girls FTW!)
Bro, cry me a fucking river. You’ve hurt countless people with your actions, you SHOULD be miserable.
Good. Nazis deserve to suffer.
i agree!
This guy needs to study the Christmas Carol
“Chuck! We’re gonna need a whole lotta ghosts!”
I also wouldn’t be happy if I looked at the mirror and realized I was elon musk
Maybe the answer is more Ketamine. Just keep it taking it buddy, you’ll get there eventually.
99% of ketamine addicts quit right before getting a dose that’ll finally meke them happy
Well, try large amounts of heroine. You’ll certainly not regret doing large amounts of heroine…
Oh no, Elon is not happy! Anyway…
Me too, but at least I don’t take the human race down with me.
Good. This brightens my day
Then you don’t need those billions
just need a few more to get happiness
Well Elon here I have the worlds first automated happiness supplier and for the low low price of $1 billion dollars I can have it on your doorstep tomorrow morning
*warning: products resemblance to a burning bag of dog shit is purely coincidental
