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Soldier 1: “What’s he yelling?”
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Barbarian: Ş̴̨̡̢̧̤̝͚̖̯͙̣̻̠̥͎̳̠̦̰̏̉̂́̉̋͒̆͆̆ͅC̶̨̡̛̗̪̲͕̰̥̭͈̹̑̂͂̍̈́̓͊̆͋̃̓̃́̈́̊́̾͑̈́͆̅͋̀͐̕̚͝͝Õ̶̧̧̨̨̨̗̤̖͍̖̺̮̭̜̰̙̤͔̲̝̖̤̣͎͖̼̩̱̬͓̼̫̞̪͖̬̙̺̺̳͖̲̰̹̋̏̇̀̑̽̈́̀̑͘͜ͅͅȚ̵̢̡̖͍̫͍̯̘̼̣̼̟͒̈́͌̔̔̀͂͐̃̎̚͝L̴̢͔̝̟̤͈͓̣̄̍̃̉͗͌͗̇͌͛̏̋̅̏͛̌͂̏͋̑̏Ą̸̧̡̡̡̧̫͓̘̳̦̤̩̘̦̘͕̥̠̯͚̪̬̲͍͖̜͈͇͙̦̠͕̪͙͇̪̼̝̼͎̻̯͈̱̐̍̈͒͛͊̇̊͗͐̾̈́̏́͗͋̈́̒͋̐̾̈͑͋̐̈́̆̅͗̊̎̓̕̕̕͠͝͠Ń̶̛̬̫̯̥̜̮͓̥̳̪͇̀̃̆̽́̍̔̆̊͌́͋̅͂͛̒̂̊̓͂̀̀̊̆̎̈́͊͛̋̈́͛̈́̆̒͑̈́́̓͘̕͝͝͝D̸̢̧̧̢̛̥̟̫͔̣͔͚͔̹͍̬̝͚̗̺̺͓̳͔̞͉̹͉̹̰̩͕̲̟͔̼̥͎͍̦̤̠̞̮̫̰͇͓͉̥̗͐͒̿͊̉͛̏̆͒̽̐̈́͑͂̔̃̃̓͋̃̇́͐͑͌̓̌̍̈́̔͊͋͑̀̈́͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅ
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Soldier 2: “No idea.”
in a British accent “I’m a big stupid blue monkey and I eat dirt”