It’s fucking gross.
The smell, the taste, the sound it makes when people scoop big globs of it. And fuck “chefs” who try to church it up and call it aioli to put it on everything.
Your “secret sauce” isn’t a fucking secret it’s fucking mayo and go fuck yourself I don’t want it.
This is how I feel too. Plain mayo is disgusting but if it’s heavily seasoned like a chipotle mayo or garlic sauce I can deal with them. I love hollandaise sauce and that’s pretty similar to mayo.