Ask them if they can make a recording for you before they leave.

Say, “no not in a creepy way, like just the audio so I don’t miss you guys”.

Then stare at them deadpan and enjoy the silence.

I remember seeing a “hello note” on the apartment bloc notice board complaining about sex noices during evening and night and asking them to fuck during the day when the complainer was at work. Lmao the person got brutally mocked for that online

The previous tenants through my wall would have really loud showers at 1am and I’d hear the guy slapping his gf’s ass and she’d be going AGGGHHHHH NOOOO STOOOOPP IT. They’d also bang the walls and stomp like elephants. I guess I’m the immature one and according to reddit I should just put on noise cancelling headphones at 1am because of other people 😆🤡

By the way, pink batt insulation (recycled fibreglass) doesn’t stop you from hearing people talk in hushed voices. You need to add a concrete wall. I don’t know about floors and ceilings. They don’t build based on quality.

ask them out

one of the wifi passwords in the condo we lived in a few years ago was:

“Icanhearyouhavingsex”

Then, one night at 2am I got up to piss and heard the magic…