Best shot I could get of it, sorry.
Seems like a bug
Looks like a cricket
Did it look like this?

Dunno, I lost my glasses this morning when I saw it. But it’s VERY probable it was one, it’s very hot around my place these days, so crickets have been around.
Is that an immature cricket? Looks weird…
It looks weird, yes. It’s the first picture I found on wikipedia and since it was close enough I grabbed it.
Edit: I went back to the wikipedia article, yes it is a juvenile.
It’s… a blurry collection of pixels.
Somehow, invert ID requests going back to the dawn of the internet only seem be made by people who couldn’t take a clear picture with 50,000 cinema equipment. I’m almost convinced it’s the same guy, superbly dedicated to the art of trolling.
Better burn down your house, can’t be too careful.
It’s a leaf hopper or vine hopper of some kind.






