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minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·2 months agoI get vaccines for diseases that don’t even exist… Everyone has the small poxs vaccine but I also have medium poxs and even large poxs vaccination. I will say one I don’t recommend is I got the mumps vaccine so I figured I should get a dumps vaccine… It just made me really constipated. /s this is a joke, yes get your vaccines but only ones for real diseases…
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoUnironically did get my son the measles shot three months early, because he was starting daycare. He still needed to get shots at 1 year and 18 months, but it let me sleep a little easier
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoGood idea with the spread these days.
minus-squareirelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoThis reads like an excerpt from a Roald Dahl book.
minus-squareBeartotem@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoJokes aside, “great pox” is siphilis. I don’t know if there a medium pox…
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoIf you have both does siphilis and small pox does it become mega or epic pox?
minus-squareBeartotem@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI’d rather not find out!
I get vaccines for diseases that don’t even exist… Everyone has the small poxs vaccine but I also have medium poxs and even large poxs vaccination.
I will say one I don’t recommend is I got the mumps vaccine so I figured I should get a dumps vaccine… It just made me really constipated.
/s this is a joke, yes get your vaccines but only ones for real diseases…
Unironically did get my son the measles shot three months early, because he was starting daycare.
He still needed to get shots at 1 year and 18 months, but it let me sleep a little easier
Good idea with the spread these days.
This reads like an excerpt from a Roald Dahl book.
Jokes aside, “great pox” is siphilis. I don’t know if there a medium pox…
If you have both does siphilis and small pox does it become mega or epic pox?
I’d rather not find out!