He’s flying around with a bunch of guns, always holding one? Is he always terrified? What’s wrong with this scared little man?
Well, he just got the everliving shit beaten out of him, can you blame Tinydick McCuntFace for wanting protection?
Though talking of protection, the world would’ve been a better place if his father used it.
Well that was in a sanctioned boxing match though, it’s not like he got jumped in the street. And if he was really rich, I’d expect him to pay for protection rather than hoarding his little toys like a child. He can only shoot one at a time anyway.
I agree, though, that the Paul family are bottom-feeders. Although most bottom-feeders serve an important purpose in their ecosystems. Maybe they’re more like pond scum.
If he’s so rich, why are someone else’s initials on the seat blankets?
If he’s so rich why does he eat through a straw?


