All the sugary things please. If you have them a couple of candy canes that I can ignore while I eat everything else, before giving in and sucking on the end and slowly turning it into a hard point while I contemplate the feasibilily of terrorists hijacking a plane with a sharpened candy cane.
Ho Ho Ho
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Thank you Bacon Claus. Merry Christmas.
Got any mince pies?
🍒🍓🫐🍇🔪🥧🥧 Merry Christmas!
All the sugary things please. If you have them a couple of candy canes that I can ignore while I eat everything else, before giving in and sucking on the end and slowly turning it into a hard point while I contemplate the feasibilily of terrorists hijacking a plane with a sharpened candy cane.
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Something for the big man and the reindeer
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Merry Christmas baconmashbrownsugar
Merry Christmas!
Coffee, a reindeer sandwich and a lump of coal please chef.
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Ooooh crunchy! The antlers are particularly yumm.
Barbequed Santa belly with a misseltoe salad please
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Thank you chef, Merry Christmas 🎁
Merry Christmas!
May I please have a pavlova and a deep fried elf?
A deep fried elf?
What a tasty workplace accident
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