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casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Fuck golf

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Fuck golf

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casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • crimeschneck∈🇩🇪⊂🇪🇺@sopuli.xyz
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    Acres of wasted land with a few holes

    “You should have children playing here, you should have families having picknick, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. Instead you got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.”

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    I’m forever calling golf trumpball now. Fuck trumpball.

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    You forgot the lack of mass ecological destruction and toxic levels of fertilizer with the mini golf.

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    Golf balls come in lots of different colors and designs fyi.

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    I read the title and expected this to be about some new, bawdy, sport.

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    Golfing is a reflection of golfers’ sexual life. Prove me wrong.

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    People who play golf often seem to be in a horrible mood too.

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      You would be too if your day consisted of trying to hit a tiny ball into a hole with a stick, then spending ages trying to find it, again, and again, and again.

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    deleted by creator

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    A quadriplegic would like a word.

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      Word.

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      slalom

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