Peter Parker should get some type of job in fashion. He designed and created his own stylish superhero costume by himself, so clearly he knows about fashion.
Working at a fashion company is also a good job that pays the bills, and he doesn’t have to worry about money while being Spider-Man.
It’s also not that time-consuming.
- Depending on the universe, he may have designed his own web shooters and webs that are incredibly strong and also dissolve on their own in a matter of hours. He should become a materials engineer. - There are universes where he’s more of a scientist. 
- He actually did that. Part of the reason Miles Morales was created is that Peter had started a business and actually started making money, which made him less of an everyman. 
 
- He’s probably got an insane body too. But the personality doesn’t work, I guess - The “alter ego is a nerd” thing didn’t make sense to me in my teens because I was like “yeah okay, these dudes are fucking shredded and athletic”. Then I found out /fit/ existed and I was like “oh, extremely in shape people can be social misfits too, nice” - Rock climbing is bang in the middle of the two circles “nerd” and “ripped.” Half the folk at my local wall are complete dorks (and I mean that affectionately) whilst also being slabs of muscle. Seems to be popular amongst people working in compsci/IT. 
 
- Well, this job certainly would make the perfect excuse for him to take photos of himself striking some cool poses. 
- Is fashion a good job? I don’t think it generally pays very well. - His job, canonically, has been freelance photographer. I think fashion probably beats that. - He’s a genius though… he could just be a freelance software developer that works remote. 
 
 
- I feel like that would create a paper trail that might break his secret identity. 
- This guy can sense danger before it happens. I’m pretty sure there’s a way to capitalize on that. 




