In 1973 I ate the piece of pie. Uncle Patrick let Grandma believe that he ate it but it was really me. Gram passed away last year and she never knew that it was me. So I do believe that I got away with it. Oh and, it was a peach pie so you might be able to understand.

Only for a while. The truth is still out there. It’s a matter of time until someone finds it.

So far

No because I’m incapable of keeping my own secrets.

Yes, I got $10,000 and am hiding out in Mexico

Nice try, feds