• queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    Fortunately most of this money will be stolen by federal contractors, but yeah, the gICEtappo is going to balloon in size.

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      That’s the glimmer of hope here. You’ve got greed and inconpetence all dueling with malice.

      Billions of dollars will be squandered on overpriced and inappropriate equipment, or laundered through consultancies that won’t be providing proper training, setting the stage for some dramatic rake-in-the-face moments.

      My bingo card includes:

      • An ICE branded armoured vehicle driven over their commanding officer, DUI optional.
      • Antivaxxed recruits getting Super Malaria trying to operate the camps.
      • Some dramatic security failure (maybe a domestic-terror plot) that even Biden’s law-enforcement apparatus would have easily stopped except that all resources were focused on ICE.