“Hi, you have reached the Astral Plane communication line for Autumn the Witch. At this moment the line is busy, your call is important for us, you can make an appointment with our app. Please call again during the next blue moon.”

Instructions unclear. Somehow I summoned 2025. Oops, my bad (but before you blame me too hard, 2024 kinda limited our options anyway m’kay?:-P)

No! No candles in the woods!

These fuckwits are going to burn down the whole forest for a candlelight invocation about scheduling a meeting that should have been an email.

This séance could have been an email.