Solution: install windows for them, but complain and evangelize at every opportunity. You’ll be so insufferable they’ll never ask you again.
I do that every time I have to use windows. But I think my boss does not like that…
Another solution - install Windows 2000, which was the first and the last good Windows distro.
Another solution: install a Linux distro in kiosk mode and make the browser home page https://www.windows93.net/
Dude: “Damn… I really want to be able to see the inside of my computer. Why won’t anyone help me install windows to the case?”
Got my parents a new computer for Christmas. I didn’t feel like acting as their 24/7 tech support so I let it with the Windows 11 that it came with. Yesterday they couldn’t get their webcam and microphone to work at all for our weekly family videocall. We ended up having the videocall on Signal. I believe they would face less troubles with Debian at this point.
Too bad my usb stick can only store one distro at a time.
Windows? Not heard of that distro before, sorry.
They must’ve meant Lindows, very common mistake.
Lindows is deprecated. Must’ve meant Wubuntu.
Me with 40$ 1tb external ssd with ventoy be like

I can’t fit an SSD up my ass. :(








