• Case@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      As a formally certified pharmacy tech(no longer live in the sate I was certified in), take the recommended dose. Please.

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    23 days ago

    Cleaning out for a surgery, thought I’d be smart, get it over with and do a good job. Drank TWO. Seems off topic, but germane to the story, I had shaved my asshole the night before.

    Cut to the chase, I was screaming at my wife, “Get the neighbor! GET THE NEIGHBOR!” (Neighbor was a nurse.) I was weeping in pain. Friends and neighbors (heh), I never weep in pain. Ever seen a sandpapered asshole? I have. In the mirror.