This makes me physically ill to look at. I can’t even imagine the digestive pain you’d be in if you somehow ate that thing

I wasn’t too upset, I’m the one who wanted it and this was in middle school. We just went our separate ways as best as I can remember, no one was particularly hurt. In my limited experience breakups go a lot smoother when you’re both ready to call it quits, it’s just a problem when it’s only one of you that’s done.

I heard it in my head before I clicked. This might be my favorite so far

Mine would have to be Oops I Did It Again, it’d just be the start of the chorus. I think that would nearly always fit the situation.

Ain’t nothing but a neck ache

January, I took a five day weekend and in the middle of it was actually doing things I wanted to do and having fun, instead of my usual of trudging through work, making dinner, and going straight to bed after. I think that was pretty good, I felt a little happy. Before that it was probably over a year though. I have to enjoy it when it comes, because it’s sparse and fleeting.

Nothing hits quite the same as your pee running down your leg while you’re trying to get clean

Yeah, pretty much. I’m ready to be done any time now.

There’s no ethical way to kill someone who’s done nothing to you and doesn’t want to die.

It’s so long. Like holy shit, I get the picture already. This is egregious.

That’s what my dad always said, at least.

You know what they say about tiny hands 😉

They should be ineligible for any job or any public service moving forward, the fascist fucks.

Because they don’t believe we have any right to exist in society. The cruelty is the point. The goal is to hurt people.

Hahahahahahaha

This is what Kamala Harris preferred to saying “genocide is bad”.

What the duck?

Cowbee also thinks it would be good to wield the power of the state to mass murder fascists, landlords, capitalists, and etc.

In general or you specifically?

I can confirm pizza and a bad dragon makes for an excellent evening