The bar is just so low for what you could do instead here.

Alternate t h i c c and chopped water

Nah just make the water thicker.

Ya, dont’cha kno

Why wait? Why not be proactive about grandpa’s threats?

Free pair of Pit Vipers bruh

There’s a putty for clearing out any mesh grills or small holes, stubborn edges, getting gunk out of earbuds, etc. that you can buy so you don’t have to worry about poking something with tweezers or a toothpick.

Glad that they mention, albeit a ways in, that reports of other carriers being down are because people try to call Verizon-serviced phones and freak out on Downdetector when it doesn’t go through.

There’s a variation of this on Dropout’s “Make Some Noise” with 3 people where one player starts a rant, then is told to stop mid-rant, and the next person picks up where it stopped and takes it in their own direction.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyou’ll have to speak upEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A peepeacoat

The William H. Gass Reader. It’ll take a while, but I’ve rarely come across someone with such an enjoyment of literature, writing, and criticism.

Takes just a few more steps though.

1. Impeach
2. Convict
3. Remove
4. ???
5. Profit!

married joint filers

Not with these student loans out here, bruh. But I don’t think the student loan crowd are your main supporters.

KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT’S RULE

While the body is not magnetic, there’s a magnet in the bottom of the clip which I did not know about until now.

I have mine in my hand now, and it sure feels like the same material as the body — very cold, I’d assume it’s metal.

It’s a brick and I’m nodding slowly

No, for reasons previous answers have stated. Stuff like antipsychotics (risperidone) will stop LSD and shroom trips though.