Cat owners, please do not decapitate your cat, it is a very painful procedure and can cause difficulties throughout their life in addition to removing their main form of self defense.

“If you’re tired, if you’re poor, if you’re among the huddled masses yearning to breathe free, please get the fuck out of here.”

One of my earliest memories is taking a bath and asking my mom why she always told me to wash behind my ears.

It has to be from the Shitpost region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling memes.

Scheisse

Or octuplets born on new year’s eve so half were in one year and half were in the next.

I had this issue a while ago, I was able to fix it by switching my default to All and then switching it back.

FYI there’s a rule that each user can only post two comics per day.

My honest answer is probably The Raven, but I’ll post something less well known.

Gray Room

by Wallace Stevens

Although you sit in a room that is gray,

Except for the silver

Of the straw-paper,

And pick

At your pale white gown;

Or lift one of the green beads

Of your necklace,

To let it fall;

Or gaze at your green fan

Printed with the red branches of a red willow;

Or, with one finger,

Move the leaf in the bowl–

The leaf that has fallen from the branches of the forsythia

Beside you…

What is all this?

I know how furiously your heart is beating.

I was high when I first watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture. And yeah, it made no sense, but I think that would have been true regardless.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

Why are they called fingers if we never see them fing?

Catching a tossed fish and kissing the gum wall.

It would be tempting to assume there’s nothing much of note happening on Mars

Yes, too many people are lured by the fantasy of Mars being boring and lifeless.

In the United Kingdom, the game is sometimes called High Cockalorum, but has a large number of different names in various local dialects. These include: “Polly on the Mopstick” in Birmingham, “Strong Horses, Weak Donkeys” in Monmouthshire, “Hunch, Cuddy, Hunch” in west Scotland, “Mont-a-Kitty” in Middlesbrough, “Husky Fusky Finger or Thumb” in Nottinghamshire, “High Jimmy Knacker” in east London, “Jump the Knacker 1-2-3” in Watford, “Wall-e-Acker” or “Warny Echo” in north West London, “Stagger Loney” in Cardiff, “Pomperino” in St Ives, Cornwall and “Trust” in Lancashire.

How is the UK so good at making up ridiculous names for things.

Spaghnostic

Inside you there are two problems

I feel like there’s a middle ground between grilled chicken and olive oil shots/ice cream soup that wasn’t explored.

That sounds terrifying.

Touché.