nocturne
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nocturne@slrpnk.nettoNew York Times gift articles@sopuli.xyz•Suspect Arrested in Inquiry Into Pipe Bombs in D.C. Ahead of Jan. 6 Riot
1·1 day agoTrimp will pardon him, no worries.
We used whatever we could get our hands on.
A frozen seal was probably the most common, which is not world ending as it is fine after you defrost it. But once it is defrosted you have to recertify it, which takes about a week.
If I had a nickel for every time this happened I would have probably about a buck thirty-five, which is not a lot, but shit did this happen too often.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What's the best way to answer someone who accuses you of being a bot because they don't like what you have to say?
1·2 days agoStart copying their posts and share it on other instances.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump's son-in-law almost certainly just broke the law: analyst
36·2 days agoSome news paper or maybe a senator will slam him. Then nothing else will happen.
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politics @lemmy.world•Feds forcibly yank woman in medical scrubs from car as she screams she's a US citizen
192·2 days agoThe number of nurses that are maga supporters is too damn high.
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•We're having a kid, any dull advice to make it easier for my wife during pregnancy or for both of us once the beb is here?
261·2 days agoSleep when you can, because you do not know when the next sleep will be.
After the baby comes, when it wakes at night Fetch it so the wife can stay comfortably in bed to feed (assuming she can get comfortable in bed to feed).
Mlem has the ability to see what you have upvoted.

As someone who used to do preventative and emergency maintenance on -80 freezers, this hits hard. The number of nights I spent swapping samples from one unit to another because the first unit was failing was a lot… but it was automatic triple time.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.ca•Am I missing any cool markdown things besides Tables?
2·3 days agosubscript
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Proton @lemmy.world•Unable to pan (side scroll) an email after zooming in (iOS 26.1)English
1·3 days agoApparently you have to two finger it to scroll while zoomed in.
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Art Share🎨@lemmy.world•[meta] Reminder that this community is for non-AI artEnglish
81·3 days agoHow about prints?
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Ye Power Trippin' Bastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Banned for 'homophobia' after complaining about mods misogynistic post title
64·4 days agohttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cumrag+
a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose
#1) My girlfriend knows she’s just a cumrag and she’s cool with it.
#2) My cumrag gives me money so’s I stay home at night.
#3) I had to strangle that cumrag… she snorted all my meth.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why is the process of initializing and starting software called 'execute'?
5·5 days ago
Transitive verb
- To put into effect; carry out.
- To perform; do: synonym: perform.
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Proton @lemmy.world•Unable to pan (side scroll) an email after zooming in (iOS 26.1)English
3·5 days agoYes
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Losing your virginity to get back at someone. Good idea or bad idea?
5·5 days agoBut there is virginity.























The debate did not happen, Spain, Ireland, The Netherlands, and Slovenia have withdrawn due to Israel’s inclusion. Germany and Austria have said they will boycott if Israel is excluded.