Can’t remember how old I was exactly, but I realized that the labels signed by Santa were awfully close to my dad’s handwriting, so I asked him to write Santa on a random piece of paper and compared them and confronted him.

I was a weird kid. I’m still weird. But I used to be, too.

Ooof, he must really be desperate to be opening Strixhaven

I’ve been out of the game for about a year, I got exhausted of perpetual hype and all of the Universes Beyond stuff. I don’t mind the occasional set like that, but getting more non-Magi IP sets/releases in a year than in-universe ones is too much IMO

That, plus WotC printing mostly for commander and/or ruining modern with MH2&3.

It probably doesn’t help that I hate the “free to play” gaming model, and so I refuse to get Arena.

It was definitely Throne of Eldraine (Oko was a mistake!) where things just got crazy, but War of the Spark did not help by dumping like 50 other new planeswalkers into the pool and giving them statics.

“Your secret is safe with my indifference” - Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III

This was an informative watch: https://youtu.be/qqhXsUwncfE

Basically, the tech isn’t there to power it, and also the “barrel” breaks down way faster than traditional guns

First day back at work after two weeks off, so…. you can walk my dog? He’s pretty bored

Gotta get the balls as smooth as the brain

I hope that coffee really hits the spot, because it’s not ODD, it’s just “odd”.

The phrase you’re looking for is “X-rated pedophile hellscape”.

https://bhr.stern.nyu.edu/quick-take/a-new-report-alleges-that-roblox-remains-an-x-rated-pedophile-hellscape-and-what-this-says-about-the-need-for-regulation/

Tomorrow’s headline: Florida man sues Kentucky man for bit infringement