“go 'way! baitin gamin!”

love that a lot of their ads were just “be fucking weird and surreal, then people will look, and BAM! PS2 logo.”

hahahahaha that was excellent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79HsZG5piGg

lil friends :]

tfw i called myself murrican on the internet with a hard Am-

oof. you also American? i live in the PA boonies and that… is a good point

if we tried to take over the world we’d get to the point of having an orbital plasma cannon array aimed at the world’s capitols and defense command centers, make the “surrender or get glassed idiots lol” announcement, then realize we can’t find one of the keys you need to turn to fire it

curiosity AND stubbornness. sometimes i don’t have enough stubbornness left in me and have to give up and just feel dumb 🫠

devils advocate, some libertarians are baby leftists. I described myself as a libertarian throughout high school before experiencing the Real World™ as a college student/dropout/student again who had to support my dumb fuckin self with artificially inadequate social services

yeah I’m probably not a great person since I only changed my mind after Bad Shit Happened To Me Personally®, but like, a lot of humans be like that

that was such a good movie, highly recommend

Depends on the wavelength. Could be skin cancer, vitamin D, nothing, or your manicure is done

https://www.math.brown.edu/tbanchof/Yale/project14/stviewing.html

It takes practice. My elementary school had these on the bookshelves we used for indoor recess, so I spent several hours just staring and staring, hoping for something to happen. Eventually due to the boredom of the staring, my eyes defocused naturally and I saw enough of an effect to realize that was the whole trick. Then from there I tried to gain conscious control of my focus depth while adjusting the viewing distance, until finally I fully got it :)

has “in this essay I will” energy, 11/10

I had to go get urgent care wax removal after a wax hunk shifted and plugged up my ear painfully. I was at college and had my parents’ crappy insurance. I got billed $350. I bought several irrigation devices and an endoscope that plugs into my phone after that. NEVER AGAIN >:(

Congrats on your cool drug-less trip lol

Libraries tend to have bulletin boards filled with upcoming community events. Plus then you’re already at the library so you can grab a book or a movie or something too

Community theater can get pretty weird. (It can just as easily be not weird and awesome, though)

That’s because it’s math, which is voodoo witchcraft.

Don’t even get me started on fucking crochet…

Where!? Point me in the direction of these people so I can uh… show them the error of their ways! But first I will have to gain their trust by joining, of course.

The alert that got sent to my family’s phones included instructions to check social media

I know it’s not what they were literally saying, but it came off as “911 broke use Facebook idk” and I had a giggle

hats fucking off to you for doing your legal homework and putting those fucking bastards in their place. you did your coworkers a solid. a lot of people desperate enough to work at a shithole that bad don’t have any spare time or energy to do stuff like that.