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Obama was president in 2016 and therefore everything he did or didn’t do was perfectly legal. That’s how it works now, right? Unless you want to talk about 2021?

What minerals are buried in Kaliningrad? Or are they primed for golf resorts and concentration camps?

Goddamn the fee gets a fucking inflation adjustment and we’re still on 2009 federal minimum wage? This fucking country.

Hero explosives, someone commission a plaque in their honor

Judge could use an unscheduled leg amputation followed by a bath in sewage and HIV and hep C blood, then maybe they find out how easy medical debt grows

Suggest looking into the personal lives of the party members to find the most depraved shit imaginable IRL

Like if Jesus were here, he’d destroy 550 tons of fish too, right? Ask every Christian politician to their face.

Right, like there are churches that are unfriendly to pedophiles. It’s not like they want the girls to get abortions, sheesh.

Country. I associate with my upbringing in Klan country where I went to Robert E. Lee High School and got to experience federally mandated desegregation busing, which doesn’t do shit to decrease racial divisions in housing but does drive white people into religious schools in droves to avoid letting their children ever mingle with minorities. They fucking love that country music, though. I will never listen to it voluntarily if I can avoid it.

Ewww

So we’ve established a precedent for mass firing of federal employees now, yes? Because there’s really no other way to deal with this infestation when we rid ourselves of him.

Moscow it is!

Set Mike Johnson on fire. It won’t help California, but it might feel better for a few minutes and the next speaker will think hard about denying the funds.

It literally does not matter. He is not in any way less able to hurt people, grift money, or violate the constitution. I hate articles like this.

He’s saying the base has stupid children who have no chance of competing when illegal discrimination is taken away? I mean even if you ban immigrants and minorities, elite schools aren’t going to fix your barely functional brats no matter how much money you dump on them. And who is going to put up with TAing all those classes if only rich white people show up? Immigrants and broke grad students are the backbone of the freshman course load! You think tenured professors show up for those 8 pm intro level lectures and labs? Right.

Dude, an eight grader with a basic lesson on the holocaust could make the connection to current political events. The people in charge aren’t knowledge deficient, they want the genocide endpoint with better PR, no personal responsibility, and some money in the bank, and they’re getting it because even token political activism threatens personal wellbeing for the masses.

Excellent, I hope the sycophants who stay enjoy zero time off, constant abuse from unpredictable sociopaths, and public ridicule on top of the threat of contempt whenever they try to defend the government in court

Those kids will be adults in the coming years and they will be able to sue for so much fucking money. Injecting saline and fudging their medical records? Yikes.

Clearly the audacity of politicians to guillotine executions relationship is sorely in need of adjustment

I mean even vanilla sex while wearing mixed fibers and eating shelfish is verboten, but your mileage may vary depending on how heathen you live. I’m a filthy sinner at the best of times but I’m not a Texas GOP leader.