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Long ago, I quietly walked back my use of Microsoft. Seems like I made the right move.

Throw a big party.

And I mean big.

Like we’re gonna have to watch to make sure the salsa doesn’t collapse into a black hole big.

Possibly my favorite moment from that era was the bit on the daily show where Stephen Colbert explained Bush’s gaffe as a perfectly normal variation of this expression, and then showed couch cushions with the phrase embroidered on them, complete with the ellipsis to indicate the long pause Bush did as he derailed.

Gold.

…Aaaaaand America is a base for Quatari attack jets to train for an early strike against Canada. See? I can make up a pretext to burn the fucking white house down again too.

Why can’t Russia make any painful concessions instead? They are in the wrong.

You are what you consume, not just on a physical basis…

So yes. Don’t sup at the same trough as the Americans. Behold what that noisome repast has wrought upon them and heed it’s warning.

I’m only interested in cooperation if it’s pertinent to the endeavor of shovelling dirt on these warmongers’ graves.

Hemp.

Preferably a ceti eel.

As a 50 year white guy old who has never voted for a conservative, and always tries to support the most progressive candidate, let me assure you, we exist, and we are tremendously disappointed in our demographic peers.

Into the warm embrace of a hungry octopus…

My very favorite game!

JFC so can a Google search or a duck duck go search or a quick stroll through Wikipedia.

What the hell people.

Lol Hoax pizza deliveries. So what we’re saying here is that MAGA is 4chan. That makes absolutely perfect sense.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the main character of the game.

It’s cute that you think that I was talking about just lefties when typically only idiotic right wingers buy that bullshit.

Can you show me in my post where I used that term? I will also wait.

Ah well, you’re trying at least…

Aren’t corporations people? And didn’t people decide to make corporations people?

Which people do we need to be kind to? Which systems, that are also people, do we need to be ruthless to?

I only use Alaska King RAM.

“I guess you had to be there” is the correct phrase to use when backing down from posting anticomedy like this.

Coincidentally, I’ve become wayyyyy more willing to dine heartily on the rich!