I’m sorry, I just still don’t understand why anyone is allowing themselves to be intimidated by a dementia ridden, lame duck president (one who just so happens to bear the distinction of being the single least popular person to ever hold the office, btw) who notably was never able to win an election against another man…
Projection: It’s not just for stage actors and movie theaters anymore
plus more.
Like… what? You can’t just say that like that and then not at least characterize the ‘more’ in some fashion…
Maybe the internet truly is… No Country for Old Men…
… The Aristocrats!
(If anyone gets this reference I’ll be what scientists are calling “fucking surprised”)
And only… checks calendar what, like 5 - 7 years after they were a thing? Great work guys, way to stay ahead of things
Ah, finally! A man after my own heart 🥲
If I had any say in it, this would be his default state and the penalties for altering it would be considerable
I live in this state.
These same folks can’t seem to figure out why we’ve had an ever worsening teacher shortage for the last couple of decades or so, btw. (Spoiler alert: It may not solely be due to the fact that everyone who can gets the fuck out of here as soon as humanly possible 🤯)
Never speak to me or my son ever again.
You mean, like… Corn?!?!
Vegetable soup (with corn) has entered the chat
And my point stands.
Also, you and your strict interpretation of ‘cereal’ have room to talk right after lecturing me about arbitrary categorizations… Sounds like someone needs to take their own advice, eh? 😋🙃
Also i dislike the implications and at what directions fun is beeing made.
… I’m sorry, but what in the actual incoherence is that even supposed to mean?
¿Por que no los dos?
This reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg bit: “If anyone wants to see me after the show I’ll be… fucking surprised” 🙃😎
I mean, he’s always blathering on about how he wants to go to Mars so goddamn bad, right? So… Let’s send him.
Didn’t they fling a Tesla toward Mars a few years back anyway? We can consider that a practice run. Just strap him in one of those abominations he masquerades as trucks and give him what he’s always wanted.
And, since he certainly won’t need it where he’s going, we can use the assets he’s leaving behind to undo the damage he’s done to… well gestures broadly at everything
now playing: Kenny Loggins - Playing With the Boys
Oh, don’t get me wrong, if there are drugs in need of being done I have never been one to shy away from doing my part for the cause (and probably that of a few others to boot, if we’re being honest lol 🙃😁)… and, I mean, trust me, I’m the last person to jump to blaming the drugs in any given situation, but… Well, something has certainly had some drastically deleterious effects on the ol’ douche canoe, haven’t they?
I’m just saying, maybe instead of the traditional goblet or what-have-you, perhaps something in the ‘shot glass’ family would be a bit more prudent in this case, eh?
You know what they say: Go to Heaven for the atmosphere, go to Hell for the company