Come on it’s the 21st century where is your refrigerator electromagnet? Looks like it is very needed.

I have a stick of butter that is sharper than he ever was

I bet they’re scared that the Pope is from Chicago and could run for president.

Why does the thumbnail look like the poster for a sequel to the movie From Beyond?

Bodybuilding forums led to a notorious debate on the number of days in a week. I feel like a reddit format would water down the debate by not presenting replies as they are posted in real time.

eyes of the law

*gestures broadly*

I wanted to burn a target down when I went there at noon on Halloween and the Halloween section was already stripped bare to make room for xmas shit. I made my purchase last minute elsewhere so there would be more candy on Halloween to give out. There’s no bigger shame than in having to turn the porch lights off early because half the candy got eaten before Halloween.

I want to GIT GUD but I’m not the kind of person who can dodge and parry while managing a stamina bar. ER and DS games look awesome but I really can’t do much sightseeing in them. I tried Demon’s Souls, Dark Souls 3, and Elden Ring and in all of them I hit a wall against the first miniboss who I should be learning to parry on. I’ve always leaned toward dodging taking priority before parrying and a stamina bar limits that.

I recently played through Ghost of Tsushima and parried a thousand cuts. The game doesn’t have stamina though. I understand stamina as a game mechanic but find all it adds is tedium. There’s what I believe to be some good games hiding behind a stamina bar. I can enjoy the games until the stamina bar runs out and then I’ll be thinking about enjoying a different game.

they are at the ripping copper out of the walls stage of “draining the swamp”.

St. Louis

If I was a bigger baseball fan I would make a hobby out of watching baseball games from outside the stadium.

Robin Williams mailed the acid bomb?

What is this table doing with all the items they pulled from my ass?

Majima Everywhere

Expect a circus elect some clowns.

I wonder what the guy who played Data is up to nowadays

The worst people in the world right now are older than I am so if I keep going I will get to live to see the day they die. Sure, I won’t be around 100 years from now to see cryogenics fail and some janitor scraping elon muck out of a cryopod but I do wake up every day hopeful that one of them made their last headline.

Every day goes by seeing this in the news and I am reminded of child criminal Brendon Chaney.

Spooky, scary senators

Send shivers down your spine

Shrinking skulls will shock your stocks

Seal your doom tonight