If the brown rice is parboiled, then yeah, you should be able to cook it on the white rice setting all the same. The difference between the white/brown rice settings is just time.

because it’s the only place I can think of that sells them…

Because they’re illegal to sell elsewhere 🤯

If you’re cold, they’re cold

Eurocentrism

BRB, just gonna sanitize this handrail with my dick

Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome

She looks schifty five

Bird law is not governed by reason

Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.

I think I just don’t know what 🥺 means

Short men are men, not children

Are short women supposed to date children or something?

this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”

The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.

Text source: https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/651211271920877569/used-to-date-a-guy-who-was-64-and-im-52-and-one

Image source: https://www.tiktok.com/@paulalmao/video/6928471963815988485

Absolutely not

Speak for yourself

“we do not accept $300 for less than $75”

“We do not accept $100 bills for orders less than $75”