But then we’d have to deal with that lousy Smarch weather

Don’t buy a horse, dude!

I’ll drink to that

gulps down a mouthful of chompagne

Lmao, once again these dumbasses think they made something that’s just devastating to the downtrodden, when in reality it looks more like a metal-as-fuck call to action against the very people that made it

If that was my dog, I’d probably be dead or in jail right now, but you could be sure that that piece of human garbage wouldn’t be around to hurt another animal or person ever again

beckons you

“It’s free real estate”

You’d probably tie a rope to it, very securely, then secure the other end of the rope to a tree or rock or something on the river bank/shore, as low to the ground as possible, then cover the visible section of rope with mud/sticks/branches etc.

Still no guarantee it wouldn’t break free or be discovered by someone else though

Did-a-chick? Dud-a-chum?

Not to worry, no sand in bum

My God, it’s so simple. Just buy a house!

I love that band

“Must remain in seats for entirety of film”

I can’t believe someone would see this and go “Hahaha, man, Chili’s DOES sound good” and then go to Chili’s.

I have to imagine the vast majority of people see this, have a lil chuckle, maybe toss it an upvote, and continue on with their day. Or just ignore it all together

Yeah, it seems like the vast majority of these folk are long past saving nowadays. Figure 3 should say:

“If the first removed boot doesn’t stop them from choking, it’s too late for them. Beat them to death with the first boot.”

Pretty much everyone in the GOP is that type. It’s basically a prerequisite to be that selfish

Look, I know in a vacuum it’s not a good thing to do. But with the way he tries to project himself as strong and powerful, this sort of thing undermines him and almost certainly frustrates him and drives him crazy. That’s one of the best ways to deal with narcissists, fascists, etc., by showing them that we know they aren’t actually big and tough. It’s absolutely petty, schoolyard bullshit, but unfortunately that’s just as far as he ever matured.

Anyone who just happens to be short, but isn’t running around cosplaying as a big strong Nazi shit, should know that there’s actually nothing wrong with being short, and it isn’t an attack on them

The cowardly ICE agents would run away crying? They only project strength so much because they’re weak.

If you’re referring to “but that will give them an excuse to escalate!”, don’t bother. They’re already taking away our rights and killing innocent people, and if they feel like escalating further, they will. They don’t actually need an excuse, they’ll just make one up

swing too far and hit them from behind.

Jokes on us, they’re secretly into that shit

Spreading bullshit online on a brand new account

So while we wait for them to manufacture that, we let them keep murdering us? Fuck outta here.

Most bullies are cowards who will retreat when their victim fights back. You see most of those ICE shitstains scatter like roaches when the shots rang out? They’re cowards, 95% of them

Gonna paint your wagon

Gonna paint it fiiine

Gonna use oil-based paint

Cause the wood is pīíîine