If my city’s taught me anything, it’s that San Antonio is way more willing to accept violence than people. Too many fucking nazis here to call it a hate crime.

I’m intrigued by your comment, but I’m not following. What am I doing with the bottle cap?

I cry when people hit me too hard. So, no.

Like this -pantomimes packing-

I wonder if they want me to shut up…

Well, I was one of the last ones in within my department. Guess I’ll be second on the chopping block.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see LEE High School soon change back to its original (Robert E.) Lee. A name that was chosen the same year that modern civil rights were amended into the Constitution.

I want to produce boxed recipes under a product line named “Jamaican”

• Jamaican a pie
• Jamaican mac and cheese
• Jamaican chicken with mushroom gravy

I also wanna make a perfume line named “Eureka,” following the same general idea but with awfully generic scent names

• Eureka flowers
• Eureka citrus
• Eureka chicken with mushroom gravy

I like getting hit with hotdogs. It don’t bother me none.

Everybody let me see you clap your hands. Clap your hands like this!

This seems like a very ambitious project and a great learning experience for someone working on their own. For a similarly ambitious project, check out the Liberux NEXX. The project didn’t reach its crowdfunding goal, but they did make some progress before rolling up the rugs.

I don’t know if they’re looking for contributors or if you’re in a place to contribute, but most of the project is open source. You could probably get in touch with them and ask for any advice, successes and failures, and even if they have parts (such as their dev-board) that they can give you access to.

A greens grocer is 6 feet tall with a 54 inch chest and 36 inch waist. What does he weigh?

That’s a gross over generalization. I’m plenty ashamed of myself!

Practically a documentary

Mr. President, please stop arguing with the mirrors

Shit, that’s the thing I’m most scared of: things that scare me.

Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti? My grandfather’s work was doodoo!

“I’m here with someone who eats brunch and wants you to know about it. What do you have to say for yourself?”

Free??? Only for us billionaires!

Put it up or suffer my petulance!

“I hate him for all the right reasons, but not voting for him might set a precedence to me getting called out for being an asshole!”