What? Me? Never! 😉

Not as far as I can see, after combing through your comment history and breathing heavily.

Ironic, coming from you 😏

I was going to go with “because they’re twats”, but your answer probably also works.

Yuri, obviously.

Um I wouldn’t know. I’m yet to come across a situation where I don’t want sex.

I wish for exactly €1000000 in my bank account, to be completely cut off from social media for the rest of my life, and all my intellectual property to be donated to trans rights groups.

Im not about to wish to be broke. But i might wish for complete anonymity.

Now does that mean jk Rowling remains a woman or switches sex. Two very different outcomes. One vastly more entertaining than the other.

X-ray or trans-cardial perfusion? The setup is pretty similar for both.

Im pretty sure he painted it. I believe He’s pretty well known. Although there’s a meme going round claiming it’s 100s of years old, which is incorrect.

Edit: it’s digital art but as far as I can see he didn’t Photoshop an existing piece.

I recommend eating ass. Tongue-fuck that turd-cutter! NOM NOM NOM! You know you’re doing it right when she sounds like a brain damaged alpaca.

I think it might just be toilet humour.

It’s siesta by the Latvian artist Artūrs Bērziņš.

(Same guy)

classic sexy time playlist

cbat

Oh honey, that’s just the internet.

I genuinely think my father thinks about her when he knocks one out.

I just checked. You’re right! The bitch is English! Scotland is still better than England!

This never fails.