a space elevator

You’d have to harness carbon nanotubes first… then deal with all the debris in LEO, then come up with an elevator that doesn’t take days to reach GEO (granted the counterweight can rest there and the cab can stop sooner).

This woman is 36 years old.

…and they vote…

Yes.

Why do you think so many women voted against their best interests?

Fun fact: dumb women exist.

solely in the mind of the accuser

Wait what? Ever heard of consent? No is no? Coercion? The most common definition of rape?
There’s a huge grey area between people having consensual sex and rape, but rape is not in said gray area.

Birds are insects now?

I don’t remember ever seeing /s on IRC.
It’s always meant </sarcasm> to me.

That’s… informative.

Data point collection.

Sheeple

Forget your phone at home?

Kids these days® were born into a world of surveillance capitalism, so they have no reference to compare it to.

Dealing with a lack of trust in a relationship is

done by leaving said relationship.

the flight very long.

IIRC most accidents happen during take-off/landing.
Once you’re up there it’s chill.

They see random acts of violence in the news

Which is the only thing the news shows them to begin with… almost as if they cherry-pick stuff.

Relationships based on trust?!
Surely you jest!

Cheater!

No, that’s how he pronounced it in the video (to my ear).

Navidia?

George Carlin said it best.